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They’re fucking with the wrong people.
— Rick

   The Walking Dead: A


We’re going to war.
— Rick

   The Walking Dead: Arrow on the Doorpost


This isn’t a democracy anymore.
— Rick Grimes

   The Walking Dead: Beside the Dying Fire


With minimal power comes minimal responsibility.
— Amy

   The Big Bang Theory: The Tenant Disassociation


Howard: Why is your screen name John Williams?
Raj: Because I always score.

   The Big Bang Theory: The Gates Excitation


If I had more time, I could've gotten the Blue Man Group. One of them goes to my dry cleaner, who, by the way, hates him.
— Raj

   The Big Bang Theory: The Celebration Reverberation


When you're in... you're in.
— Nacho

   Better Call Saul: The Guy For This


Handicapped people are nice, Leonard, everyone knows that.
— Penny

   The Big Bang Theory: The Wiggly Finger Catalyst


This is the difference between eating and dining.
— Raj

   The Big Bang Theory: The Roommate Transmogrification


What is wrong with me? I feel like two totally different people: Doctor Jekyll and Mrs. Whore.
— Penny

   The Big Bang Theory: The Skank Reflex Analysis


"Power of 12 feet !" - The wizard
   Rick and Morty: Claw and Hoarder: Special Ricktim's Morty


You know me to be a very smart man. Don't you think that if I were wrong, I'd know it?
— Sheldon Cooper

   The Big Bang Theory: The Jiminy Conjecture


Bazinga!
— Sheldon Cooper

   The Big Bang Theory: The Monopolar Expedition


We are the slut dragons. We live in these slut caves, where we f***, suck and eat s***.
— Slut dragon #1

   Rick and Morty: Claw and Hoarder: Special Ricktim's Morty


Sheldon: You know how I know we're not in the matrix?
Lenny: How?
Sheldon: If we were, the food would be better.

   The Big Bang Theory: The Codpiece Topology


Suit up!
— Barney Stinson

   How I Met Your Mother: Pilot


Kids, I'm gonna tell you an incredible story, the story of how I met your mother.
— Ted Mosby

   How I Met Your Mother: Pilot


And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
— Ted Mosby

   How I Met Your Mother: Last Forever: Part Two


We got divorced.
— Robin

   How I Met Your Mother: Last Forever: Part One


Dad, you lost a wiener but came out a winner.
— Chris Griffin

   Family Guy: Trans-Fat


I may have lost a boss, but heaven has gained a princess.
— Peter Griffin

   Family Guy: Pawtucket Pete


Smoking is for losers. Vaping is for douchebags.
— Student

   Family Guy: Dead Dog Walking (2)


"If soulmates do exist, they're not found, they're made" -Michael-
   The Good Place: The Answer


The brothers who made The Matrix are ladies now!
— Peter Griffin

   Family Guy: Hot Shots


So... we're going to die at Winterfell. Not the death I would've chosen. I always pictured myself dying in my own bed, the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock.
— Tyrion Lannister

   Game of Thrones: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms


Being with you, it's a lot like being alone.
— Benjamin

   Dickinson: There’s a certain Slant of light


Don't act like you're dead while you're still alive.
— Emily Dickinson

   Dickinson: Wild nights


Let's just run all the way to the edge of the earth and... fall off.
— Emily Dickinson

   Dickinson: I have never seen ‘Volcanoes’


I have one purpose on this Earth and that is to become a great writer.
— Emily Dickinson

   Dickinson: Because I could not stop


Tragically, I am a woman.
— Emily Dickinson

   Dickinson: Because I could not stop


Guys, my dad's awesome! He's the mother of all fathers.
— Barney Stinson

   How I Met Your Mother: Legendaddy


New is always better.
— Barney Stinson

   How I Met Your Mother: Architect of Destruction


You really shouldn't have come back, Mr. White. I'm sorry.
— Todd

   Breaking Bad: Felina


Juts get me home. Just get me home. I'll do the rest.
— Walter White

   Breaking Bad: Felina


Ted: I'll be honest, guys. I'm a little scared. Luis then May.
Luis: We'are all scared, Professor Mosby.
May: Doesn't being scared let you know you're onto something important?
Ted: Yeah, I mean if you're not scared, you're not taking a chance. And if you're not taking a chance, then, what the hell are you doing, right?

   How I Met Your Mother: The Window


But remember buddy, bah mean bah.
Nurse

   How I Met Your Mother: The Leap


Hi, have you met Ted!
– Barney Stinson

   How I Met Your Mother: Pilot


I think I’m in love with you.
– Ted Mosby

   How I Met Your Mother: Pilot


I just grabbed a spoon.
– Ross

   Friends: The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate


Dale Cooper: Who's the lady with the log?
Sheriff Truman: We call her the Log Lady.

   Twin Peaks: Episode 1.1


Gone fishing.
— Pete Martell

   Twin Peaks: Episode 1.1


God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.
   Dark: Geheimnisse


The question is not how, the question is when.
   Dark: Geheimnisse


Wow! Nothing says success like free on a Tuesday at 3pm. I'll get there.
— Stewie

   Family Guy: Chris Cross


Every lie we tell incurs a debt to the truth. Sooner or later, that debt is paid.
— Valery Legasov

   Chernobyl: Vichnaya Pamyat


The meltdown has begun.
— Valery Legasov

   Chernobyl: Open Wide, O Earth


- It's not three roentgen. It's 15,000.
Brukhanov: Comrad Scherbina--
Scherbina: What does that number mean?
- It means the core is open. It means the fire we're watching with our own eyes is giving off nearly twice the radiation released by the bomb in Hiroshima. And that's every single hour. Hour after hour, 20 hours since the explosion, so 40 bombs worth by now. Forty-eight more tomorrow. And it will not stop. Not in a week, not in a month. It will burn and spread its poison until the entire continent is dead.

   Chernobyl: Please Remain Calm


Anatoly Dyatlov: We need water moving through the core. That is all that matters.
Perevozschenko: There is no core. It exploded, the core exploded.

   Chernobyl: 1:23:45


I'm not fucking a pig.
— Prime Minister Michael Callow

   Black Mirror: The National Anthem


Let's waste this dick.
— Joe

   Family Guy: Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q



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