If I had more time, I could've gotten the Blue Man Group. One of them goes to my dry cleaner, who, by the way, hates him.
The Celebration Reverberation
What is wrong with me? I feel like two totally different people: Doctor Jekyll and Mrs. Whore.
The Skank Reflex Analysis
You know me to be a very smart man. Don't you think that if I were wrong, I'd know it?
— Sheldon Cooper
The Jiminy Conjecture
Sheldon: You know how I know we're not in the matrix?
Sheldon: If we were, the food would be better.
The Codpiece Topology